Dominica had this holiday earlier this month or last month (all my days are blending so I'm not sure which), and due to that holiday, we ran out of toilet paper. Well, we couldn't wait 4 days to get more so of course I went to the only place that was open...the school...and stole theirs. Seriously, next to Kubuli beer, it's the greatest. Unfortunately, due to it being the greatest, I can't stop now. They keep restocking, I keep restealing. I guess if "restealing" was a real word, it would mean stealing the exact same thing over again...and as far as I know, the toilet paper isn't recycled? One, that would be gross. Two, well, this is Dominica, so it just might be?
Let's just move on from that...
Since I've been here I haven't seen any frogs and truthfully, I want to see a fucking frog. I was waddling home last night (I still hurt from that hike yesterday) and finally saw one! It was fucking ugly so of course I love it. I even named it. His name is Sam. Just don't ask me how I know his sex....
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