Pears and pizza

Okay, there's a picture I saw of myself when Kim put lotion on my back. First off, absolutely no definition in my back. Two, due to me always wearing my wifebeater, I have the wifebeater tan, meaning not only do I not have any definition in my back, but it's sickly white. Three, I have no shape, well, actually, I have a shape of a pear, but that doesn't count. Four, I look like the dough boy from the back, I'm happy there's no pictures from the front. Five, Meagan, you can tease me all you want, but I'm going tanning when I come back to Seattle! It will help!