That's 3 and a HALF handfuls per cheek, you know

This morning started when I got curious and just surfed around and found my cousin's myspace page. She's 18 and her sister is 16. Do you know what that means? That there is someone younger than M. Now see, I think this is just fantastic. So fantastic that I texted her to let her know, and Oh sweet Jesus! A guy came in the computer lab wearing a T-shirt with tons of cherries on it. What is it with guys wearing baby blue tight t-shirts with palm trees on them and now this clown comes in with a whole bunch of cherries on his shirt. They're all pretty good size men. They just need to knock that shit off. He looks like he's wearing a fucking table cloth.

Totally have no idea where I was going with the first part of this...this guy completely took me off guard.

Moving on. So this is the bathroom, and yes, the rolls of toilet paper you see are the ones I stole...and keep stealing. I'm beginning to think I have a problem stealing Ross University's toilet paper. I know it's wrong, and I do feel bad about it, but come on, this is some great long lasting toilet paper here! I'm just sayin'.

Anyway, where I was going with this, being that I have a rather shy bladder, I can't pee if people are near. Most everyone knows that, so I'm just going to move on. So Kim went to school and I decided, even though I can hear the construction workers above my apartment, I am going to pee. So I sat down, a little nervous because they were right above me, and I began to pee. For some reason, I decided to just look up, in midstream, I saw two guys staring back at me! And they waved! They freaking waved to me! I'm obviously in the middle of something here and you waved to me! Don't wave!

Anyway, I don't want to relive that day, the day that I had to stop midstream and finish peeing at the school because some construction people decided to be friendly and not only watch me pee, but waved to me while I was trying to get over my fear of peeing when people are near. Well, all that hard work went out the window.

That being said, the construction guys decided to come back again and Kim wasn't home and I didn't feel like waving to anybody so I went to lay on the dock. I came back at home a few hours later and they were still there...so I decided to walk to school and get back on the computer. Well, that and I had to pee again.

While walking to school, a 12 year old girl ran up to me from across the street to tell me I was pretty. Ah well, that was nice of her. I liked this girl, she wasn't trying to molest me like that other 12 year old...which was good because Kim wasn't here to defend me like last time.