I'm going to introduce myself on my first blog so people can get a feel for who I am. I'm quite friendly and that usually gets me into trouble. That being said, here I go....
I'm from Seattle (but currently in Dominica, an island that no one has ever heard of) and I find it hard to blog on things (such as myspace and/or livejournal) because usually what I want to blog about isn't exactly, er, politically correct nor am I exactly swift with my words and that leads me into, well, trouble. I suffer from the FIM Disease, which unfortunately affects more than 90% of the world's population, and about 89% of those poor bastards don't even know they have it. FIM (or Foot-in-Mouth) Disease is pretty dangerous, because once it starts...it doesn't stop. How it works is that your brain is working, but the wires that connect to your mouth from your brain get crossed somehow. Actually, there is no connection with your brain and mouth. You might as well just give yourself a shovel and dig your grave deeper because let's be honest, that's where you're headed. I personally have found myself on the couch on more than one occasion because of it. I have no solution for FIM, but the only thing I can suggest is to get a comfortable pillow and maybe a blanket and get as comfortable on the couch as you can, cause chances are, that's where you'll be spending some time.
Tomorrow the blog will be about Dominica and my experience getting here and staying here.
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